Kris the Kringle, as she is known in many circles and by many I mean none, is a long time fan of Stephen Colbert and a since conception fan of The Report. “I can recall the very clip that made a fan of me. It was called, “Chain Smoke”. I related to Stephen, as an underage smoker who stole cigarettes upon being carded. Plus, in it I learned that eating meat and vegetables caused cancer, not smoking. It validated my decision to skip school in favor of watching The Daily Show. To this day I avoid eating vegetables whenever possible but still enjoy meat from time to time. I guess we all have our bad habits.” It should be noted that after the years of brain-cell-killing drug and alcohol abuse she’s engaged in, remembering such a thing is an accomplishment in and of itself. As is expected of a bleeding heart liberal, she spends her free time occupying streets (do back roads count?) and being soft on crime.