Caps and quotes to come after the show!!
Folks before we get started, I normally don’t waste my time reporting on tinsel town but today there is shocking news out of Hollywood about one of my heroes, Fred Willard. You know him from films like This is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, and Best in Show. Funny, funny guy.
Well, Fred just got arrested at the Tiki Theater. An X rated movie house in Los Angeles with his pants down and I’m hoping like a tea towel on the seat.
Now I got, I got two things to say here. First, to the LA cops, you know I always stand by our boys in blue but what are you thinking?
What are you doing? What do you expect to find in the Tiki Theater? Roger Ebert reviewing Toll Both Sluts 4? No! It’s gentlemen who still appreciate seeing movies on the big silver. Giving each one their own private thumbs up. So either close the place down or leave them alone.
Secondly, Mr. Willard, right off the bat, still a huge fan but there’s something you need to know. It’s called the internet. Okay? It’s complicated. Ask your grandchildren but don’t tell them why.
Say hi to Pee Wee.